Chrissy and the Creepers
And So it Begins

My name is Chrissy and I operate on what is known as ”Rubberband time.” If you’re not familiar with this time zone, it’s one which is stretched to the max but always within the limits. This is the reason that every story will probably begin with, or include, the phrase “the other day.” It really doesn’t matter if it happened 5 minutes ago or 9 years ago; what matters is that it really happened and the moment must be captured and the utter amazement shared! The stories to follow, are NOT stretched by any means of the imagination. I just tell it like I see it. People who know me that have been around when I attract weirdos can attest that even THEY wouldn’t believe my stories after the fact had they not actually been there.

I’ve been very blessed to not only survive, but escape without any harm, from all my encounters with the weirdos and creepers thus far. I’m sure my guardian angel gets excessively flustered with me. I may even have multiple angels that take shifts and then talk about me in the break room. ;)

While the majority of posts will probably be about creepers, they won’t be limited to that. They may include all kinds of other crazy life adventures.

On a final note…I will try to keep the creepers as anonymous as possible for a plethora of reasons. Firstly, I don’t need to be stalked or killed by any of them. Meeting them each once was more than enough. Secondly…well…I really just don’t need to meet any of them again. 

And so, it begins…